i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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