Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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