took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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