just come out here and I will go home with you...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
is that a dick in a sweater?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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