i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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