16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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