She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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