Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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