Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dick very happy bro
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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