There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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