what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Too much gin, very little bucket
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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