come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I can't turn off my feet"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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