Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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