He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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