If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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