love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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