My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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