After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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