i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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