Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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