he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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