Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
