Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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