Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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