so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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