the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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