So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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