so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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