Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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