You're my little dorito
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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