Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
