So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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