Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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