Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
honey bunches of taint.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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