well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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