Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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