So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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