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(320): View more from Minnesota

On imdb the canadians say It's amazing

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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Odds of those being real?

(614): View more from Ohio

One in who gives a fuck

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(330): View more from Ohio

just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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(850): View more from Florida

Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.

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(310): View more from California

Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on

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