who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it glows. i had to have it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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