I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
