Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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