if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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