Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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