are you still at the devil's house?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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