help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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