real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize
