home. puking in laundry basket.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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