Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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