There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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