My nipple is on Facebook.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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