After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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