Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the day after is always just damage control
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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