idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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